Propane (Cocaine)


A parody of a song by Eric Clapton.  Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 05/04/2015  Released: 05/05/2015  First aired: unaired
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I started writing these lyrics in 10th grade (1983) but never dreamed I'd have a chance to use them.

Propane (Cocaine)

If you wanna cook out ‘n’ your grills rusted out
When your Weber’s done and you need a new one
No gas line, no gas line, no gas line
Home Depot’s best man, is a guy named Dan
If you’re just some shmuck, he’ll still deliver by truck
No gas line, no gas line, no gas line

(I think I left my sunglasses on the counter…)

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T. Chappell Aldridge in Alexandria
I wrote this September 2009, Never dreamed (etc etc) If you wanna relent on you carbon footprint; propane. If you wanna go green in your drivin’ machine propane It’s so clean, It’s so clean, It’s so clean; propane. If you got ambitions to cut back your emissions propane. If you wanna show class use liquid natural gas propane It’s so clean, It’s so green I’m so keen - propane. If you’re feelin’ glum about petroleum propane. Dont forget this fact, you can clean up your act; propane. It’s so clean, In between It’s my spleen; propane. It’s so clean, It’s my spleen, Don’t be mean propane.
555 days ago.
Kyle H. in Merced, CA
This is classic!
745 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Pretty damn funny!!!!
753 days ago.
Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
Nice one! You are officially addicted to this jingling:) A ton of great tunes outta you!
754 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
judofuse - You can never start preparing too early. FYI The original line was "If you wanna cook out you better not run out. Propane."
754 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Excellent. I also love that the lyrics traversed 30+ years in order to make it to this moment.
754 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
754 days ago.

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