Rain Horse Motel (Highway To Hell)

   

A parody of a song by AC/DC.  Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 05/18/2015  Released: 05/18/2015  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

A monsoon at Pimlico, a hundred thousand fans with only 2 working bathrooms, the drunken infield cleared of hooligans, and Tony calls for a horse hotel to keep them out of the elements. Cue Angus and the boys...

At the Preakness
Lightin’ spree
No condition for a horse to ride
Got no bathrooms
Gotta pee
And it’s not like you can go outside
Clear the infield
Though they’re primed
For the "Runnin’ of the Urinals" too
Sloppy day
Racing time
And those descendants of Seattle Slew?

They need a rain horse hotel
Yeah a rain horse hotel
They need a rain horse hotel
We need a rain horse hotel

Before those horses fall down
We need a rain horse hotel

Now read the mailbag!!!!!

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Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
VERY funny!
740 days ago.
Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
Wow! When this whole thing started, I never thought I'd hear an AC/DC jingle. I'm glad I was wrong! Rain Horse Hotel is so great!
740 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Nice! Rain Horse Hotel is awesome. AC/DC totally needs more here than just a couple jingles.
740 days ago.

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