King Ted (King Tut)

   

A parody of a song by Steve Martin.  Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 05/20/2015  Released: 05/20/2015  First aired: 05/21/2015
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Lyrics

Epic Mr. Tony rant yesterday...

(King Ted)
(King Ted)
Now since he became owner
He never thought his audio stream
Would have people talking on the radio
But not about his teams
(King Ted)
How'd you get so funky?
(Funky Ted)
Hung with Reginald the monkey?
His fortune’s AOL-a,
Disingenuous fella
(King Ted)

(King Ted)
Now, if I'd known
He talked like a comedian,
(King Ted)
He was forced to create media
To cover all his teams
(King Ted)
He’s so Narcissistic
(Funky Ted)
Bout the Wizards, Caps and Mystics!
His fortune’s AOL-a,
Disingenuous fella
Fortune’s AOL-a,
Got some onions made of stone-a
(King Ted)

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Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
Boom! Congrats! They loved it!
791 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Excellent!
791 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Affirmation baby! I can die happy now...
791 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
and there it is!
791 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
This one needs to be played. And now I gotta catch up on the podcast, cause I love epic rants.
791 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Thanks Rob - fingers crossed.
792 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
phenomenal. gotta think this has a shot today.
792 days ago.

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