Loomis Chaffee (In The Navy)


A parody of a song by The Village People.  Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 06/06/2015  Released: 06/06/2015  First aired: unaired
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While it's all about Mr. Tony on the show, Cillizza has become somewhat of his protege. And we can't let that go unpunished. Therefore, let's remind him of his "humble" beginnings.

Where can you find knowledge, where they will acknowledge
a graduating class 3?
The Pelicans begin to make your dreams come true
as a boarding school enrollee 

Where tuition is indecent, Rockefeller III went
Not hanging with the bourgeoisie
Where our boy Cillizza learned to love some trivia
so one day he could quiz Tony

Loomis Chaffee
School for the very rich pupil
Loomis Chaffee
Cillizza learned ‘bout Istanbul
Loomis Chaffee
The thirty seventh best boarding school
Loomis Chaffee, Loomis Chaffee

Loomis Chaffee
You’re not the most famous alumnus?
Loomis Chaffee
Throw Cillizza off this bus
Loomis Chaffee
There’s better people to discuss

Loomis Chaffee
Loomis Chaffee

We want you, we want you
As an alumni of some repute!

by Steve Lipton

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robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
okay, now that AARP has aired, and Bocce Balls was a smash hit, you need to resubmit this one.
634 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Excellent title riff.
776 days ago.
Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
I was wondering when the Loomis Chaffee jingle would appear. Nice one!
777 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
this is tremendous! indecent and 3 went is a fantastic rhyme. the Village People triumvirate has been completed!!!
780 days ago.

The TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast
This jingle is featured in the following episodes of the TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast:
October 6, 2016: The Fixcast


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