Bridge Girl (Rich Girl)

   

A parody of a song by Hall & Oates.  Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 06/10/2015  Released: 06/10/2015  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

If you missed today's second newscast You HAVE to read this story for context:
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/06/psychic-arrested-for-charging-sucker-713975.html

Golden bridge girl, and you've gone too far
Seven hundred thousand dollars gone away
You can rely on the dumb guy's money
You can rely on the dumb guy's money
Gonna snitch girl cause it's gone too far
'Cause he’ll pay out anything you say
His money money won’t last him too long
Last him too long

Don't you know, don't you know
That evil spirits aren’t kept in check
By time machines or jewelry
Or a thirty thousand dollar Rolex
You’re never gonna fix this guy’s hex

Golden bridge girl, and you've gone too far
Reincarnation went astray
You can rely on the dumb guy's money
You can rely on the dumb guy's money
He’s bewitched girl but it's gone too far
'Cause he’ll pay out anything you say
His money money won’t last him too long
His bank account permanently overdrawn
His money money won’t last him too long
Last him too long

By Steve Lipton

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mrlip in Springfield, VA
Rob - at your urging I recorded the Bowie song early this morning. I was up so early I stole Tony's 3 am Washington Post... http://tkjingles.com/1454.a
775 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
oh it is, jason. it most definitely is.
775 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Yep - I need to listen to the podcast today and hear this crazy story... Is this another golden ticket to heaven situation? This is already funny and I'm going in cold. Well done.
775 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
post all jingles!
776 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Rob - I I wrote a second jingle about this (Golden Bridge to Bowie's Golden Years) and I STILL might record it because this story is so off the wall.
776 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
hilarious! i knew people would be on this one. i'd wager more are coming.
776 days ago.

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