Eatin’ at the Schvitz

   

A parody of a song by Taco.  Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 11/05/2015  Released: 11/05/2015  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

I made a note to myself to work on this over the weekend but forgot all about it until Jerry posted his Schvitz song. Still, between Tony's aversion to eating with strangers, his recent dietary restrictions and the general awkwardness of semi-nude eating I decided it was too good to pass up.

Scores of men who take a break
For a steam and a steak
when time permits
Eatin’ at the Schvitz

Now, if you can’t eat toasted seeds
Cuz Narisetti has decreed
it makes you sick
Try eatin’ at the Schvitz

Undressed like the waitresses at Hooters
Trying not to look at some guy’s pooper
Super duper

Come, let's mix where all the bros
Eat porterhouses while unclothed
it'll be bliss
Eatin’ at the Schvitz

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T. Chappell Aldridge in Alexandria
Beat me to it. Great travesty of the original lyrics. I thought of the duet in "Young Frankenstein" with Joe Boyle and Gene Wilder. Funny!
571 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
However, I WOULD love to hear Hall and Oates "Your Schvitz Is My List"
571 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Jerry, they found time to air your jingle on a day when they had half the usual time so I think you did well by your choice.
571 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
I considered all of these and opted for something disturbing. I think I made the wrong choice as the euphoria of "Schvitzin' & Eatin' Steak!" would be a crowd pleaser to be sure
571 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Also Twistin' the Night Away!
571 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
The good news is that The Twist and Let's Twist Again also fit this theme quite well so the opportunities for more steak and steam raunch are still out there!
571 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Well Rob you should have heard what I started to go with... now, let's see what rhymes with circumcision?
571 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
oh, steve...the hooters section...for the love of all that is holy...no, not hole-y...HOLY!
571 days ago.
Anita from Alaska
Made the horrible mistake of listening to this at work. Someone walked by my office and saw me laughing/crying uncontrollably. Trying to explain this was like trying to explain going to the Jingles World Tour. You can't do it and then expect people to think you're normal. This was hilarious.
571 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
If they ever run a TV ad, this is it
571 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
This jingle is what's super duper. Eating with half naked ppl - not so much.
571 days ago.

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