Red Starbucks Cup

   

A parody of a song by Toby Keith.  Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 11/11/2015  Released: 11/11/2015  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

Now a red Starbucks cup is cheap and disposable
But they ain’t meant to be a Christian devotional
Ultra-religious half-wits get so emotional
Though I wouldn’t mind a latte in my Kiddush cup

Red Starbucks cup, shut the fuck up
Don’t get me started, just disregard it,
Red Starbucks cup, I fill you up,
For caffeination, not obfuscation

Red Starbucks cup, is this made up
Don't get me started, just disregard it,
Red Starbucks cup, I fill you up,
For caffeination, not obfuscation
Red Starbucks cup, is this made up
Your sanctimoniousness, is just erroneous

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Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
How on earth did I miss this gem? Fantastic, Lip!
206 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Thanks Joe - I kind of forgot about that controversy and this jingle. Feels like a long time ago!
497 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Listening again. LOLing, again.
500 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Perfect song choice for this stupid controversy. Nicely done!
621 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
i swear i commented on this earlier. maybe i left the page before pressing the button. anyway, this is a hand in glove type situation. just the perfect song for this idea. it's a shame you were already on this week, steve. but not really because that one killed.
622 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
'merica indeed. I'm not sure this is one to air on TK's show but tomorrow never knows.
622 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Great rhymes man. I also cannot understand how any group of people could make a coffee cup into a controversy. 'merica!
622 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Not trying to start a quasi-religious battle here but Tony mentioned this controversy a couple of shows in a row and this jumped to mind.
622 days ago.

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