Hey Wendy (Hey Nineteen)

   

A parody of a song by Steely Dan.  Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 11/18/2015  Released: 12/02/2015  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

I did for the prodcast about a couple weeks ago after Wendy Rieger made her last appearance on the show. I'm posting it now to supplement John Fitzpatrick 's fabulous spate of Steely Dan jingles. Of course I see John has covered this twice already.

Third time's a charm?

Hey Wendy
You’re looking slimmer
You don't eat much
You just drink Merlot
You like the back seat
Of Tony’s Buick
Tone won’t make out with her
That Buick’s gone

Hey Wendy
You don’t know sports at all
You just check your emails
You sit there looking pretty
And let Mr. Tony dream on

She don’t hang at the Palm
No windows at home
Make Tony so wonderfully tongue tied

Hey Wendy
You don’t know sports at all
You just check your emails
You sit there looking pretty
Just keep slim in your sixties
And let Tone dream on

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Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Well, it's time for me to learn more about Steely Dan. Nice job, Steve!
587 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
this might be one of only two steely dan songs I'm familiar with. the other one was sampled in a de la soul track in 1988.
595 days ago.
Anita from Alaska
More Dan!
595 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Also, playlist here http://tkjingles.com/1438.p
596 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Peg is VERY ambitious, Steve. Good luck. There's a great doc on the making of that album, which is at the core of MY super seventies... Watch here: http://www.veoh.com/watch/v242044pCWxESzH
596 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
"Foreign movies!"
596 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
I've got my sights set on "Peg" next. Those Michael McDonald background vocals will be challenging...
596 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
This Steely Dan marathon is so great. Well done! Who will find a way to use Aja??
596 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Love it.
596 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Wheels turnin' round and round!
596 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
And I might go back AGAIN! The more Dan the better! Nice!
596 days ago.

The TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast
This jingle is featured in the following episodes of the TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast:

Playlists

This jingle is included in the following playlists:

Playlist User
All of mrlip's Jingles mrlip in Springfield, VA
All the TK Jingles of 2015 Jerry in Annandale, VA
MY FAVORITES joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Only A Fool Would Sing That John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
What a Waste of Time John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA