Hotel With Two Bathrobes (Hotel California)


A parody of a song by The Eagles.  Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 02/02/2016  Released: 02/02/2016  First aired: 02/04/2016
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His mind is terryclothy-twisted, he likes a deep cotton blend
He makes a very petty, petty choice PTI pays the tab
Did they put him in a Courtyard, by Marriott?
Tone’s a true one percenter, did the bean counters forget?

So he called up the Captain,
"Please bring me my robe"
He said, "We don't have that garment here but we can get you extra soap”
And still those voices are calling in Tony’s head,
Changing inns in the middle of trip
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the hotel with two bathrobes
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
And its doubly priced
Livin' it up at the hotel with two bathrobes
They got the merchandise (They got merchandise)
Tone don't sacrifice

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Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Fabulous lyrics and performance, Steve! "Did the bean counters forget?" makes me laugh the most.
535 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
Love it, Steve!
535 days ago.
Lawrence in DC
This is so awesome! I cant stop listening.
536 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Ah! So freaking good, Steve.
537 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
First line is so great - and really funny idea!
537 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
PERFECT lyrics. That's the way to do it.
538 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
BOOM! I'm betting we hear this one again later.
538 days ago.
Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
I obviously need to get caught up on the podcast. This is great. I'll enjoy the story even more when I hear it.
538 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Thanks Rob, I missed Friday and Monday's shows and I felt out of the loop. Had to climb back in the saddle.
538 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
you had me from the very first line. performance is outstanding too. BGVs - top notch! bravo, good sir!
538 days ago.