Three Dogs You've Buried (Three Times A Lady)

   

A parody of a song by The Commodores.  Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 02/22/2016  Released: 02/22/2016  First aired: 02/24/2016
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Lyrics

When Tony went to get a new dog and his proof that he would be a good dog owner was "I've buried three dogs." That wouldn't give me confidence if I was one of the Lucky Dog folks.

Think of what the dogs
Have given you Tony
The memories are all in your mind

And now that you’ve come
To adopt a new canine
This is what you say
makes you qualified

You tell them once, twice
Three dogs you’ve buried
How will Petco clear you?

Yeah it’s once, twice
Three dogs you’ve buried
How will Petco clear you?
Tone, how will they clear you?

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Another Reading from Tony's Diary, Ft: Jason Fuse by robert berg

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mrlip in Springfield, VA
Glad you pulled through Joe - watch out for the gators in those canals.
446 days ago.
JoeTheITO in Pembroke Pines, FL
I started laughing so hard when I heard the chorus, I almost drove my car into a canal. You were *THIS CLOSE* to yet another "A Florida Man..." story in the ol' newscast.
446 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Thanks all. Nice to do something a little different where I wasn't howling the entire time.
459 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
I was cracking up at this one again, listening to the studio laughter!!
459 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
you killed, today! no pun intended.
459 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
The vocal on this is right up my alley. Well done, Steve!
459 days ago.
attaboy
Holy S! I am in tears...great Steve!
459 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Love this angle. Great stuff, Steve!
460 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Just great.
460 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
This is really funny. The vocal delivery is what makes it for me... perfectly melodramatic.
460 days ago.
Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
Steve - just heard Old Guy. Actually a very sweet story. Of course I was picturing Germantown in Philly. Probably not the same one. This jingle is even funnier now that I've heard the story. Matter of fact all the dog jingles are. Can't wait for more.
461 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Hit Old Guy Radio if you want to understand this one Anita. I started 3 separate jingles about it but this one had to be done first.
461 days ago.
Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
Obvi I need to listen to today's podcast. This is great.
461 days ago.