Chessie (Jesse)

   

A parody of a song by Carly Simon.  Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 03/08/2016  Released: 03/08/2016  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

As some of you know Mr. Tony adopted a dog named Chessie this past weekend. Maybe the dog can help Mr. Tony program the DVR. I got wondering how long it would be before Tony breaks his promise not to feed the dog from the table. The over under is like 2 days. I also though it might be a good idea to the pooch know what he is in for living with Tone.

Special thanks to Joe Aro for finding this rather obscure track for me without the background vocals.

Chessie quick come here
Tone won't tell a soul
Not even himself
Chessie, right from Mr. Tony's hands
Chowin' leftovers from the Palm again
He won't let anyone know what you're eating
So in Mr. Tony's bed you're still sleeping

Chessie, how do you feel about Johnny Walker Blue?
Chessie, is 3am okay to walk you
Chessie, you might inherit bone china soon
While he's boiling eggs, you can sit there and beg for food

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judofuse in Atlanta
Playing gold with Tony sounds more intriguing than golf.
502 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
autocorrect always kills a good joke
503 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
golf, not gold. Autocorrect fail really kills the joke.
503 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
I can't tomorrow - playing gold with Tony...
503 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
you goin' for the sweep?! i like it. have something ready for tomorrow as well. resubmit loomis chaffee. 5 for 5!!!
503 days ago.

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March 10, 2016: Really Dumb Dreams Come True

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