(Don't) Ask Mr. Tony Questions

   

A parody of a song by Lynyrd Skynyrd.  Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 03/29/2016  Released: 03/29/2016  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

On Monday Nigel tries what should be a simple idea to cover the PTI preview segment - "Ask Mr. Tony" is basically a mini mailbag - and Tony becomes almost enraged. Today Nigel plows ahead with it in spite of Mr. Tony's distain. Once, it might be an aberration, but twice? That's jingle fodder.

Well it's true Tone loves the money
And he loves his Cadillac car
He likes Johnny Walker Blue whiskey
And gettin’ his mail at the Palm
But when Matt Kelliher’s on vacation
And Nigel has to fill that time
He better come up with something better
Then “Ask Mr. Tony” next time

So don't ask Mr. Tony questions
And he won’t continue to whine
Let’s end this stupid segment
And he won't tell Nigel goodbye

Don’t ask Kornheiser questions
And he won’t send Nigel away
If you want to fix his iPhone
Well I guess that’ll be okay

Parody of "Don't Ask Me No Questions" by Lynyrd Skynyrd

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RG3 (A Draft Oddity) by mrlip
Three Dogs You've Buried (Three Times A Lady) by mrlip
Summer in the S#%*ty by Jason Fuse
Free Bird (Live performance) by Brad Weiss
The Ballad of the TK Show by BJ

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Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Yep, I'm down with this one too. Welcome back, Steve.
424 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Very cool Steve. I'm not into them either, and I think part of it is the lyrics, and part of it is everything they do is drawn out and sounds the same to me. This has better lyrics and is to the point, so I like it.
425 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
I hate Lynyrd Skynyrd (almost as much as I hate the Beach Boys) but I really like this jingle, and so I have to conclude it's them and not their material.
425 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Funny about Skynyrd Joe - I almost did "Gimme Three Steps" as "Buried Three Dogs" during the puppy adoption process but I felt like I was piling on already.
425 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Very nice, and I guess if they played LED ZEP, maybe they will play some SKYNYRD. Great performance!!!
425 days ago.
Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
Nice Steve. Nigel gets an A for, well .... never mind
425 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
i won't tell anyone. meanwhile, it's good to have you back!
426 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Damn it, my time travel secret is out. Doc Brown is gonna KILL me.
426 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
you recorded this in the FUTURE?!
426 days ago.