Can't Stop Bleeding (Been Caught Stealing)


A parody of a song by Jane's Addiction.  Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 10/19/2016  Released: 10/19/2016  First aired: unaired
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Once I saw Trevor Bauer's finger bleeds all over mound I though it was time for a classic from the album Ritual De Lo Hemophilia. Like Mr. Tony needed one more reason to hate drones. I'm even gonna pretend that's Chessie barking over the first few bars.

He can't stop bleeding once he tried to pitch
Repulsive bleeding it's just as simple as that
Well it's dripping on his pants
Please do something umps, man
We don't wanna look at that

He cut that with a drone
Cut down to the bone
He's not alright
We're horrified
It's past time to get a bandage on

No drones!

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Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
This is bloody good
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joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Good to see you getting busier!! Seriously sounds like you could be related to Perry on this!!!
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c'mon, Anita! make up your own expletives, okay.
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Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
F**K. YEAH! Oh wait TIRB already said that.
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