Pizza Dancer


A parody of a song by Tina Turner.  Recorded by Mr. Scott Anthony in Los Angeles, CA
Recorded: 05/09/2017  Released: 05/10/2017  First aired: unaired
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Pizza Dancer

Making my way into the District.
Heading to Chatter for trivia night.
I’m a little pessimistic.
The sign reads: “Chad’s, Friendship Heights.”

But inside, there’s Wilbon’s Chili.
Could somebody please explain?
If I were Tony, would it kill me
to put a board out with the new name?

Hire a pizza dancer, pay some kid to do this-
get down on the corner outside
and twirl a sign for Chatter. Maybe Alan Bubes
could do it in all his spare time.

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Jerry in Annandale, VA
This crowd will always enjoy intestinal turmoil songs.
4 days ago.
Mr. Scott Anthony in Los Angeles, CA
So, Jerry, are you saying I should get back to the "Tony's Boilin' Rice"/"Wouldn't It Be Nice?" jingle about Chessie's intestinal turmoil that I wrote and never finished recording two months ago?
4 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
2 months later, I finally churned out a Tiny Dancer parody in answer to this wonderful jingle. PIZZA DANCER!!!!!
5 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Awesome, Scott!
51 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Sounds great! Just Goofin Around is great btw, that's what I'm mainly doing here myself.
61 days ago.
Tony Beeson in Cincinnati, Ohio
Now THAT is talent ! I am just goofin around, but you "talented Littles" are fantastic - keep up the good work !
75 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Maybe Alan Bubes could do it in all his spare time is a fantastic line. Especially considering, best as I can tell, all his time is spare time.
75 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Great job, Scott! But when I saw this title I was so hoping for Tiny Dancer -and now I can't get it out of my head!!!
75 days ago.

The TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast
This jingle is featured in the following episodes of the TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast:
July 18, 2017: Where's My Pile of Cash?


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