A parody of a song by Five Man Electrical Band.  Recorded by Dylan in Los Angeles, CA
Recorded: 05/11/2017  Released: 05/12/2017  First aired: 05/17/2017
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(to the Tesla version of the Five Man Electrical Band song)

And the sign said everybody welcome
To come in and dine at Chad’s
And the bald, orange man with a quarter owner’s share
Got incredibly mad

He said
This place is now called Chatter
As I mention seven times per show
I’m an only child and I get what I want
Just ask the people at Pepco!

Signs, signs, change the stupid sign!
I’ll pay you in truffles and bowling alley fries
You people are even worse
Than Next Day Blinds!

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Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
This is really excellent. I appreciate the use of the Tesla cover version.
85 days ago.
Thomas from Naperville
"This place is now called Chatter...As I mention 7 times per show!" Thats GOLD!! Such a great line...LOVE it Dylan!
89 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
"Next Day Blinds!" is an underappreciated line. Great writing.
89 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
92 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
This better make it on!!!!
92 days ago.

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