A parody of a song by The Beatles.  Recorded by Jerry in Annandale, VA
Recorded: 07/25/2017  Released: 07/25/2017  First aired: unaired
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I’m losing money
Losing so much money
It really isn’t funny

I bought a restaurant in early 2017
First thing I did was change the food and hang up some TVs
Now former regulars are spending so much time
Letting loose with bad reviews, I’m getting crushed online

Yelp! why did I ever buy this bar?
A series of dares with Maury Povich that went too far
Yelp! I think I’d settle for three stars
Littles please, please Yelp! me?

A parody of The Beatles, "Help!"

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jessegm in Ann Arbor, MI
I just heard this on the firehose podcast. It was fantastic!
20 days ago.
Joe Aro
Love it!!
22 days ago.

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